Friday, July 25, 2014

"Pure Consumerism" -- A "Pure Imagination" spin-off for Toys R Us

Come with me and you'll be, 
In a world of pure consumerism. 
Take a look and you'll see,
Into your consumerism.

We'll begin with a store,
In Times Square called the Toys R Us store,
What we'll see will defy
Explanation.


If you want to view licensing,
Simply look around and view it.
Everything is branded and licensed,
Even the huge an -- imatronic -- T-Rex!

There is no store I know,
To compare with pure consumerism.
Walking there, you will see,
gendered toys I wish wouldn't be.

If you want to view licensing,
Simply look around and view it.
Everything is branded and licensed,
Even the huge an -- imatronic -- T-Rex!

There is no store I know,
To compare with pure consumerism.
Walking there, you will see,
gendered toys I wish wouldn't be.

Hope you enjoyed my song :)

3 comments:

  1. I sang this entire song in the melody of Pure Imagination.

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  2. Not bad, you should publish it

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  3. You could give Weird Al a run for his money.

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